I am a Car Salesman!
I have a brand new car to sell you, it will be powerful, drive straight, look great, get looks and kick other cars when push comes to shove. I will sell you this car for a minimal price, all you have to do is drive it hard every now and then, hit the gas for short bursts, push that tach a few times, put new tires on when others get worn out, let it sit in the garage and rest every now and then, and give it quality fuel. In return it will continue to give you results, look good and take care of
you.
The car that I have to sell is YOUR BODY, YOUR LIFE, YOUR FUTURE. If you put the right fuel (food) in the tank, let it rest (sleep), push the tach (high intensity), drive hard (exercise with intensity a few times a week), your body will put out great results. Others will be impressed by your ownership and ask what year it is. They will admire and what to look into a similar car, but don’t understand what you have. They may buy a cheaper, flashier model, but it doesn’t have the engine or frame to last long. They know their car should run on premium, but refuse to pay the price and select 89 octane.
Cost: A mind open to new ideas, eat real food, try new things, smile lots, work hard, lift heavy, run fast, play, play some more and then REST.
Warranty: Lifetime Warranty of Health, Mobility, Medication Free, Activity Rich, Happy Life.
You can’t buy a NEW car from me, drive it for 10 years, beat it up, fuel it incorrectly, just abuse it and expect a NEW car. You can buy a slightly used model, WORK HARD, PUT IN THE TIME and EFFORT, change a few things and get a pretty good car. The choice is yours, this SALE goes on DAILY, my card is attached. Feel free to call anytime, or even better, stop in. I won’t come searching for you in the lot, I will wait for you to seek out a NEW CAR and then do everything in my power to help you enjoy the ride. Sit back, adjust the mirrors, the past is now in the rear view, grab the wheel, put it in gear and press down on the old you and drive o! on a new JOURNEY!
I have a brand new car to sell you, it will be powerful, drive straight, look great, get looks and kick other cars when push comes to shove. I will sell you this car for a minimal price, all you have to do is drive it hard every now and then, hit the gas for short bursts, push that tach a few times, put new tires on when others get worn out, let it sit in the garage and rest every now and then, and give it quality fuel. In return it will continue to give you results, look good and take care of
you.
The car that I have to sell is YOUR BODY, YOUR LIFE, YOUR FUTURE. If you put the right fuel (food) in the tank, let it rest (sleep), push the tach (high intensity), drive hard (exercise with intensity a few times a week), your body will put out great results. Others will be impressed by your ownership and ask what year it is. They will admire and what to look into a similar car, but don’t understand what you have. They may buy a cheaper, flashier model, but it doesn’t have the engine or frame to last long. They know their car should run on premium, but refuse to pay the price and select 89 octane.
Cost: A mind open to new ideas, eat real food, try new things, smile lots, work hard, lift heavy, run fast, play, play some more and then REST.
Warranty: Lifetime Warranty of Health, Mobility, Medication Free, Activity Rich, Happy Life.
You can’t buy a NEW car from me, drive it for 10 years, beat it up, fuel it incorrectly, just abuse it and expect a NEW car. You can buy a slightly used model, WORK HARD, PUT IN THE TIME and EFFORT, change a few things and get a pretty good car. The choice is yours, this SALE goes on DAILY, my card is attached. Feel free to call anytime, or even better, stop in. I won’t come searching for you in the lot, I will wait for you to seek out a NEW CAR and then do everything in my power to help you enjoy the ride. Sit back, adjust the mirrors, the past is now in the rear view, grab the wheel, put it in gear and press down on the old you and drive o! on a new JOURNEY!
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